June 2012
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galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
May 2012
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Time is a relentless river. It rages on, a respecter of no one. And this, this...
– One Thousand Gifts -Voskamp
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What's the biggest mistake guys make when getting...
menshealthstyle:
To see a picture of a celebrity, like his hairstyle and assume it will work for you is a huge mistake. Careful detail is paid to the man’s face shape, prominent features, and even facial markings, such as moles and scars, when determining the ideal haircut for each particular man. In turn, a good barber will work with you to either tweak a look to better complement your...
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If you’re feeling frightened about what comes next, don’t be. Embrace the...
– Everwood (via julie911)
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Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
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videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
me all the time: what am i even doing
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marielleidiot:
When you’re sad, always remember that you don’t look like you did in 6th grade.
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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
alexleefitz:
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500...
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gaywardvagabond:
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline